Rick vs Giru - Who is the TWITCHiest

THE hottest topic on everyone lips this week, is the two week old stream rivelry between two of EU's newest competative players, Rick and Giru Giru. One man said today while watching Rick stream "I don't understand why Rick continues to stream, he never says anything to us the viewers, he just sits in shorts and eats crap food!" After watching Rick 'do his thing' earlier today, this reporter can confirm that rick, does infact only stream so he show off to the rest of community, his beautifully groomed hair and calling everyone that he meets in game "a retard".

A recent poll taken on the subreddit found that despite Ricks best efforts to prove to the world how georgous he is, the overwhealming majority of the community, including one actual female, found that Giru Giru was indeed more handsome than the blonde and beautiful Rickardo. We contacted Rickardo for a statement on his new twitch chat but recieved a negative response from his twitch mods and The Chiv Times recieved a permanent bann for typing is his chat, this a common problem according to the rest of the chivalry community.

Giru, better known for his catchphrase, "Hi this is giru giru" said in a statement to The Chiv Times that he was 'deslighted' and 'overjoyed' to be winning the twitch war against his old clan mate Rick.

“I am very pelased to be recieving more viewers than rick, after all, I have to make up for my loss to him during the tourny last week." Giru told this reporter. Crushed, one of EUs long suffering vetts has even been spotted in Girus chat channel, Player 1337 said "if guys like crush are willing to watch you then you are doing something right"